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calling_net2016-07-25 10:45 am
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ReQuest: 003 [St. Vidicon Lab Support]
{ A somewhat-chipper if slightly nasal voice comes on. }
Hey guys. And girls. And uh, anyone not fitting in that arbitrary binary, HEY-O. Greetings from the St. Vidicon Lab Support offices. We're basically the ones who handle all the lab and computer equipment around here, order supplies, service the printers, put out the fires, battle the various and destructive mutated creatures that can result from improperly researched chemical properties, contain holes ripped in the fabric of space and time that contain beings that can rip your soul into individual atoms, correct tampering with local weather patterns... You know. Basic tech support.
Anyway, the thing is, with the STEM fair starting up soon, we're a little thin on resources. Ted hasn't slept for about 3 days and I'm reasonably certain that I have a blood level in my caffeine stream. What I'm saying is, we could use a little help.
As you might have heard, we lost one of our research teams recently to what we thought was another dimension. Now, that's an easy fix, I'm sure you're saying to yourself, but it turns out that that wasn't QUITE accurate. Apparently, they were working on some sort of old style-y text adventure thing alongside their dimension hopping work and somehow they got transported into the game world ITSELF. Normally, we'd dispatch a team, but Lenny's currently in the Burn Ward and Sylvester is deathly afraid of geese at this point so-
I was able to go into the programming and pop in some entrances for you, since it seems as if the four researchers are in four separate locations. The way that I set it up, you should both reappear in the labs here as soon as you actually get in contact with the other 'real' person in the gamescape. Easy peasy, right? Right. Just need a few bodies willing to do the walking to get those folks out.
Anyway, I've attached a firmware update to this message. Like I said, there's a bit of a time crunch so... I'm kind of piggy backing off of the McAran software to get you where you need to go. Install the patch, and the next time that you hit the [TRANSPORT] button, you'll be in the game.
Any trouble, feel free to ping me here and I'll do what I can to help you since hey, you're definitely doing me the favor here. And don't think it won't be rewarded.
I've been authorized to issue a top of the line St. Vidicon ApocalypseBook, the toughest and most state-of-the-art laptop you've ever laid your eyes on, to anyone who brings one of our people back. This baby can clock more-than-competitive numbers while you've got four triple A titles open at full graphics and you're fighting off a DDOS attack. I know THAT from experience. And it can survive dragon's breath, robot stomps, 99% of acids, cold breath, and the total heat death of the universe.
Also from experience.
Anyway, gotta go, but I'm checking my phone for any questions, comments, you name it. Good luck!
Hey guys. And girls. And uh, anyone not fitting in that arbitrary binary, HEY-O. Greetings from the St. Vidicon Lab Support offices. We're basically the ones who handle all the lab and computer equipment around here, order supplies, service the printers, put out the fires, battle the various and destructive mutated creatures that can result from improperly researched chemical properties, contain holes ripped in the fabric of space and time that contain beings that can rip your soul into individual atoms, correct tampering with local weather patterns... You know. Basic tech support.
Anyway, the thing is, with the STEM fair starting up soon, we're a little thin on resources. Ted hasn't slept for about 3 days and I'm reasonably certain that I have a blood level in my caffeine stream. What I'm saying is, we could use a little help.
As you might have heard, we lost one of our research teams recently to what we thought was another dimension. Now, that's an easy fix, I'm sure you're saying to yourself, but it turns out that that wasn't QUITE accurate. Apparently, they were working on some sort of old style-y text adventure thing alongside their dimension hopping work and somehow they got transported into the game world ITSELF. Normally, we'd dispatch a team, but Lenny's currently in the Burn Ward and Sylvester is deathly afraid of geese at this point so-
I was able to go into the programming and pop in some entrances for you, since it seems as if the four researchers are in four separate locations. The way that I set it up, you should both reappear in the labs here as soon as you actually get in contact with the other 'real' person in the gamescape. Easy peasy, right? Right. Just need a few bodies willing to do the walking to get those folks out.
Anyway, I've attached a firmware update to this message. Like I said, there's a bit of a time crunch so... I'm kind of piggy backing off of the McAran software to get you where you need to go. Install the patch, and the next time that you hit the [TRANSPORT] button, you'll be in the game.
Any trouble, feel free to ping me here and I'll do what I can to help you since hey, you're definitely doing me the favor here. And don't think it won't be rewarded.
I've been authorized to issue a top of the line St. Vidicon ApocalypseBook, the toughest and most state-of-the-art laptop you've ever laid your eyes on, to anyone who brings one of our people back. This baby can clock more-than-competitive numbers while you've got four triple A titles open at full graphics and you're fighting off a DDOS attack. I know THAT from experience. And it can survive dragon's breath, robot stomps, 99% of acids, cold breath, and the total heat death of the universe.
Also from experience.
Anyway, gotta go, but I'm checking my phone for any questions, comments, you name it. Good luck!