[He gasps in horror. Is it over-dramatized? Maybe so. But it is nevertheless deserving after such a response. Even the hand over his chest. That too is necessary.]

Has thou never known the wonder of the thespian arts hitherto? The delicacy of drama? The wicked mother fuckin righteous wonder of the theater? This blasphemy shall not transpire no more as it is within my power to enact its revision! Preach, I had meant to, that true preaching as vocation shall follow only this, but now an issue far more dire has surfaced!