Resourceful, eh? I suppose I get it from my mom's side... you know what they say? That the moment you see a polar bear tailing you in the arctic, you're already dead!

[ Even as his laughter patters off at the visual pun, that's a good question to consider. ]

In all seriousness, though, I think the way I'm 'resourceful' with despair differs a lot from most humans. It's neither masochism or capitalizing on opportunity...