Ahh, wanting to pry into my juicy backstory, do we? Very well, then! I was headmaster of only the most prolific school in the entire world! All of those talented students looked up to me for advice! Rules! Discipline! And fun!

What I was made for? Hmm... you'll make a bear self-conscious if you go for those too-deep questions right off the bat. I was made to do my job!