[ ...count him mildly horrified. Or rather, extremely horrified. And then, after a moment, something like a fire almost starts in his eyes. Not the fire of revolution or something poetic. Actual bright red color for a moment that fades as he breathes out and runs a hand through his hair. ]

That... is... wow. That's-

[ Excuse him while he shakes his head a few times. ]

That's the worst thing I've ever heard. Wow. Wow.

Um, hopefully? Wow, just... that sounds awful. I...

I wish I could help? I mean-

Jeez.

[ Yeah, he's more than a little flabbergasted. ]

Um, unless you're one of those new people who got the messed up devices, you should have a TRANSPORT button on your phone thing. That'll take you home if you ended up in the city or take you to the city if you need somewhere to go.

If you are one of those folks, I... don't really know what to say. Wow. Sorry.