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WSFC - Broadcast 0006 - July 23rd
[ Ooo. They added a little musical chime. FANCY. ]
Weeeeeelcome back, listeners, for another show from W. S. F. Ceeeeeeeeeeee. Bringing you the top stories from around the Seven-Fold City and trying to keep you from getting devoured by drop bears. No. Seriously. It can happen.
In a rare bit of news right from our very own Satellite, peace talks are finally happening between the [ static ] and the [ crackling noises brrrrrrr ]. The two species, well-known for their heavily conflicted past, decided that the SFC's own Satellite might be a neutral enough location where they can finally hash out something in relative peace. Visitors are advised to be on their best behavior up here and security will be significantly heightened during the peace talks.
Down below, there's been a bit of a stall on the new wing over at Innsmouth Psychiatric Hospital as a burial ground was discovered during construction. The exact nature of the burial ground has not been established as they are still investigating, but reports note that the hospital patients are restless and locals are saying that they believe there may be consequences for the choices made by the Board of Directors to proceed with the construction. We'll keep our ear to the ground over in Shadows for as long as it's safe to do so and update as necessary.
Speaking of terrifying, a door has appeared on the front lawn of the Church of the Ancients. Huh. Just a door. A door with a door frame surrounded by... nothing. Weird. Well...[ rolling right along ] Church officials are saying that they did NOT construct the door, do not believe that the door is the working of their mysterious and terrible gods, but they do happen to think that the door is, uh... rather terrifying. So far, no one's opened the door or even touched it, though Church elders have made it clear that they encourage any outsiders who wish to do so to, er... do so. Just let them know so that they can watch and see what happens.
And apparently this broadcast is just bringing all the weird and creepy because, apparently, the Inverted Cathedral has appeared again over in Sorcery. Adventurers are advised to avoid speaking to the Burning Man within and, should they decide to venture forth, take nothing from the Cathedral, no matter how tempting it is. We all know what happened the last time.
Moving right along, over in Laughter, Hurrahs is hosting--
Okay, this is a terrible idea. Remember, folks, this is Laughter we're talking about. You are so much more likely to end up with a pie in your face or a terrible story to tell your friends but... [ clears throat ] Hurrahs is apparently hosting a speed dating night. Any and all single folks willing to play the most awkward game of musical chairs ever played by adults should make their way down to Hurrahs and get in on... look, I know we're all looking for love in this crazy world, but know what you're getting into here.
Over in Adventure, we've got something that sounds so good it's almost creepy in reverse: the Ancient Mines appear to be repelling all visitors. Anyone attempting to walk into one of the known entrances suddenly finds themselves walking out again. Sink holes are actually filling themselves in. No one's quite sure what's going on or why but... just stay safe, folks. Go... fight an Amazonian or something. the festival at the Lost City is still going, after all.
Things are a little more normal next door, which is why our news story there is actually rather sweet: the owner of Amour Vivant is getting married! I'm pretty sure all of Romance is exploding with joy over. It's like the hometown hero found his princess, you know? In celebration, the restaurant will be offering a full 50% off for couples coming in and a free bottle of wine of their choice. Wow. Just wow. Hey, happy for you, man. That's great. Mazel tov.
So with the news reported, I leave you all with a song to get your toes tapping and your shoulders bouncing. Until next time!
Weeeeeelcome back, listeners, for another show from W. S. F. Ceeeeeeeeeeee. Bringing you the top stories from around the Seven-Fold City and trying to keep you from getting devoured by drop bears. No. Seriously. It can happen.
In a rare bit of news right from our very own Satellite, peace talks are finally happening between the [ static ] and the [ crackling noises brrrrrrr ]. The two species, well-known for their heavily conflicted past, decided that the SFC's own Satellite might be a neutral enough location where they can finally hash out something in relative peace. Visitors are advised to be on their best behavior up here and security will be significantly heightened during the peace talks.
Down below, there's been a bit of a stall on the new wing over at Innsmouth Psychiatric Hospital as a burial ground was discovered during construction. The exact nature of the burial ground has not been established as they are still investigating, but reports note that the hospital patients are restless and locals are saying that they believe there may be consequences for the choices made by the Board of Directors to proceed with the construction. We'll keep our ear to the ground over in Shadows for as long as it's safe to do so and update as necessary.
Speaking of terrifying, a door has appeared on the front lawn of the Church of the Ancients. Huh. Just a door. A door with a door frame surrounded by... nothing. Weird. Well...[ rolling right along ] Church officials are saying that they did NOT construct the door, do not believe that the door is the working of their mysterious and terrible gods, but they do happen to think that the door is, uh... rather terrifying. So far, no one's opened the door or even touched it, though Church elders have made it clear that they encourage any outsiders who wish to do so to, er... do so. Just let them know so that they can watch and see what happens.
And apparently this broadcast is just bringing all the weird and creepy because, apparently, the Inverted Cathedral has appeared again over in Sorcery. Adventurers are advised to avoid speaking to the Burning Man within and, should they decide to venture forth, take nothing from the Cathedral, no matter how tempting it is. We all know what happened the last time.
Moving right along, over in Laughter, Hurrahs is hosting--
Okay, this is a terrible idea. Remember, folks, this is Laughter we're talking about. You are so much more likely to end up with a pie in your face or a terrible story to tell your friends but... [ clears throat ] Hurrahs is apparently hosting a speed dating night. Any and all single folks willing to play the most awkward game of musical chairs ever played by adults should make their way down to Hurrahs and get in on... look, I know we're all looking for love in this crazy world, but know what you're getting into here.
Over in Adventure, we've got something that sounds so good it's almost creepy in reverse: the Ancient Mines appear to be repelling all visitors. Anyone attempting to walk into one of the known entrances suddenly finds themselves walking out again. Sink holes are actually filling themselves in. No one's quite sure what's going on or why but... just stay safe, folks. Go... fight an Amazonian or something. the festival at the Lost City is still going, after all.
Things are a little more normal next door, which is why our news story there is actually rather sweet: the owner of Amour Vivant is getting married! I'm pretty sure all of Romance is exploding with joy over. It's like the hometown hero found his princess, you know? In celebration, the restaurant will be offering a full 50% off for couples coming in and a free bottle of wine of their choice. Wow. Just wow. Hey, happy for you, man. That's great. Mazel tov.
So with the news reported, I leave you all with a song to get your toes tapping and your shoulders bouncing. Until next time!