[CALL] UN: Moosewithoutsqurriel

[notarambler]

[Sam appears on camera looking deeply confused, but not all that freaked out]

So that's the last time I just toss a phone in a drawer and ignore it, because I think grabbing it just saved my life. Long story, but I was about to get shot in the face when I hit the button that  said TRANSPORT. Now I'm not sure where I am, but it looks like a scene out of Indiana Jones or something...I think.

Dean...Cas anyone?

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video; un: hornygoddess

[story_and_teller]

[Long, pale fingers waggle at the camera, before being followed by gleaming emerald eyes, and then the rest of Loki's face, including the gold horns.]

I hope I qualify as 'anyone'.

Re: video; un: hornygoddess

[notarambler]

[Sam feels himself turn a bit pink]

Uh well yeah. I'm Sam.

[story_and_teller]

[Loki's grin widens.]

Pleased to meet you Sam. I'm Loki.

[notarambler]

[Sam chuckles]

Yeah right...I met the angel who played Loki I don't think you're him...her.

[story_and_teller]

Nope. Not that Loki. I'm different; a few universes up and over, so to speak. No angel, me. Goddess of mischief and chaos? Yes.

[notarambler]

Ah....well I'm Sam...Sam Winchester Please don't smite me or anything.

[story_and_teller]

Fear not, I'm not the smiting sort. Thor, now. That's more-or-less his entire schtick.

[notarambler]

Yeah I was a little worried when I picked up his hammer back in my world he might actually smite me for that. But he didn't so I figured he was okay with it.

[story_and_teller]

[Loki blinks at him, and then gives him another look, a more intense peering than before, something like interest glittering in her eyes.]

You lifted Mjolnir?

[notarambler]

Yeah there was this dragon and my brother and I needed magical artifacts and seriously please don't smite me.

[story_and_teller]

[Loki... just laughs.]

No, no; if you can use the hammer, by all means. 'Tis no skin off my back, so to speak.

[notarambler]

Okay good. I never know when dealing with gods if they are going to get mad or not.

[story_and_teller]

Contrary to popular belief, we're not all unreasonable thugs.

[notarambler]

Yeah I get that I just have been super unlucky to meet the ones that are. Seriously the Christian God...huge jerk.

[story_and_teller]

Oh, you've actually met him? He's not shown his face in my universe in... ever, that I can tell.

[notarambler]

Met and helped.....my brother and I had to deal with his sister actually too.

[Sam sighs]

Still don't know if Dean made it out of that okay.

[story_and_teller]

Dean being your brother...?

[notarambler]

Yeah older brother. It's just him and me now.

[story_and_teller]

I could find out for you, if you liked.

[Don't trust that smile, Sam. Don't trust it any further than you could throw it and the woman it's attached to.]

[notarambler]

[Sam isn't a Winchester for nothing he looks her right in the eye and says]

And what would you want in exchange? There is always a price with gods.

[story_and_teller]

[Loki leans back, and favours him with a broad - even approving - grin.]

What is knowledge of your brother worth to you?

[notarambler]

[Sam considers this and words his next sentence carefully as to not make any promises without realizing it.]

Given he went up against God's sister and didn't expect to come out the other side all I need to know is if he's alive. What would you want in exchange for telling me that?

[story_and_teller]

[Loki clicks her tongue, and wags a finger.]

That still doesn't tell me what that is worth to you.

[notarambler]

Name your price and I'll tell you if it's worth that or not. I've done enough deals not to name something off the top of my head. I'm a Winchester not a dumbass.

[story_and_teller]

[She laughs at that.]

I know not what you have to offer.

[She might be lying.]