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[thygospelevity]

Greetings my ninjas of sevenfold! I come bearing no less than fifteen printed mother fuckin wavers!

With these blessings, we may be allowed passage into a world of wonder and enchantment, miracle and sweet fuckin mayhem! Kingsport, within the land of daymare, has brought about some true Mirthful beauty! We have been granted entry into the Midnight Carnival!

I cannot attend alone, not without first reaching out to my dear sisters of seven and brothers blessed to join me in an evening of entertainments with no need to call request of the culling-officer's permission, nor any cull parent! I know not whether festivities will go as they do within the carnathedral, but only through joining me may we uncover. Come now, my dear friends, and let us gather together that we may kick this bitch atmospheric!

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un: apawstate

[purramedic]

[He understood exactly zero of that. But there were enough words in there hinting at violence to concern him.]

What?

[thygospelevity]

[That... that username... could it be his dear sweet Meu- no. She would understand immediately what he was trying to say. But nevertheless, they must be a kindred soul!]

We have been blessed on this joyous day with the Midnight Carnival's arrival! I am proposing a visit together there, to all of you, my friends of the seven. Have you time to indulge in the Carnival by the will of our lord and lady, the Mirthful Messiahs?

[purramedic]

[Congratulations, Kurloz, you have succeeded in making him even more confused.

He isn't even going to ask who the seven or the Mirthful Messiahs are. Not touching that with a 20 foot pole, honestly.]

What exactly does one do at a Midnight Carnival?

[thygospelevity]

[The seven is you anders. You, of the seven fold city, are they.]

I haven't any knowing for I have never been there! I would presume it the likes of most Dark Carnivals with bountiful delight and merriment to be had, but different.

[purramedic]

[That... actually makes sense.]

I don't know anything about Dark Carnivals, either. It doesn't sound very delightful. Or merry.

[thygospelevity]

[He balks. He's heard mockery of himself, of the prophecies but never has he heard such... such...]

I must believe that thou does not seriously look to spill such slander of my faith before these oculars mine. The Mirthful Messiahs would never stand for such unrighteous insult.

I cannot imagine what would bring a ninja to such conclusion that a carnival, even one beyond the will of the Messiahs, could be anything but a mother fuckin miracle before first laying eyes upon it.

Honk. :o)

[purramedic]

[Uh.

Holy shit. This person is very deeply offended. He... thinks. Whoops?]

My apologies. I'm sure it's lovely. [Did he fix it??] They're religious celebrations, then?

[thygospelevity]

[Did he fix it? Kurloz considers...

okay, that will do. He doesn't much want to be angry. Anger is a terrible feeling.]

The most miraculous of all! So when seen within the great tent tops and carnathedrals of the Dark Carnival upon Beforus. I know not what wonders await within the Midnight Carnival. I have not yet seen any of the faithful family here with myself. But what else could a a carnival be but a place of great fun? Thus, I seek to share the experience with my fellows of this world. :o)

Woudst thou care to join a brother?

[purramedic]

[He isn't really keen on organized religion, but... a regular carnival he might do, if his second conscience allows him to distract himself from their own hell for five damned minutes.]

Alright, I suppose. I haven't done anything for fun in a while.

If you still have waivers, that is.

[thygospelevity]

Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! :oD

We shall soon yet make room for mirth in thine life! Thy waiver is set here before me, prepared for the granting of entries to the carnival ahead! What name shall I sign upon it's pages, my future carnival compatriot?

[purramedic]

I would like that.

Anders. Thank you, friend.

[thygospelevity]

And thus, Anders it shall be, friend. :o)

You may call me Kurloz, if you wish.

[purramedic]

A pleasure, Kurloz. [Sort of. But look at him be polite!]

So, when is this carnival?

[thygospelevity]

For the stretch of this perigee I presume it to persist, but I orchestrate this now for the next coming eve, that I may bring with me all of my new friends. :o)