Oh, it's absolutely ~ dreadful... Humans trying to run my kind to the brink of destruction ~ [Does he gain anything from spreading misinformation? Nah. It's just funny.] We've even been chased from our capital! I can't even imagine how many of us were killed in that attack...
[He feigns sadness. It's believable, considering his skill at faking emotion- at least for a little while or when he considers it beneficial to himself.] I was barely able to escape myself...
[Maybe he'll continue spinning this lie for a bit, depending on how funny he finds it.]
So anywhere I can walk in peace is alien to me! That's why I'm so happy to be here!
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[He feigns sadness. It's believable, considering his skill at faking emotion- at least for a little while or when he considers it beneficial to himself.] I was barely able to escape myself...
[Maybe he'll continue spinning this lie for a bit, depending on how funny he finds it.]
So anywhere I can walk in peace is alien to me! That's why I'm so happy to be here!