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[weekend_avenger]

[Hi! here's a crooked camera angle of Clint, he sort of looks like he just woke up-- or just had an exciting brawl with a box of bandaids. Either way it's not a good look.

He scratches at at least a day's worth of scruff on his chin and reaches to straighten his CALL device out... it's still crooked but A for effort, right?]

So this lets me talk to all you guys in that crazy city, right? Cities... place, wold? I kinda got the run down -- and had a look around? Also pretty sure I almost had to fight a dragon but...

Um. Hi, I'm Clint and I'm the new guy?

Where do I get coffee around here?

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[dragonring]

Then get some pointy ears and make yourself comfortable. [It's a joke! Kind of.

Another chuckle, because grammar either makes your laugh or cry.]

Sure. I'm Dave, by the way. From Earth - New York? If that means anything to you.

[weekend_avenger]

Yeah? I guess there are all sorts of cool weirdos where I come from that have healing juju, so maybe I'm used to it? I mean, if you can't heal yourself, phone a friend?

[weekend_avenger]

Hey earth-bros high-five!

Also New York, but probably not the same uh... existence reality dimension thing- It's complicated so I'm just gonna go with it.

[dragonring]

You mean the set of finite and infinite possible universes that comprise everything that exists?

[Amused Dave is amused. Congrats, Clint, you just said "complicated" in front of a physicist.]

Because that's what my username refers to.

[weekend_avenger]

[Yeah thanks, he knows he's never going to be the smartest guy in the room.]

Okay that. [He's still probably seen shit that would even blow your mind, mr physicist.]

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[clay_and_truth]

[A less crooked angle of... well. It's Wonder Woman. Not that he'd know her but I can only describe Wonder Woman so many times before it gets repetitive.]

Hello Clint, I'm Diana. [Americana costume vibe, Greek-ish accent. Xena meets Disney Princess kinda vibe that yes, somehow comes across via the phone screen]

I've found no shortage of coffee houses, particularly in The City of Tomorrow.

There is also one in Nightmare that only serves Pumpkin Spice lattes and variations on that theme. It's hard to miss, they leave their Halloween decorations out year-round. I'll send you the list I've been making for myself.

[file attachment of coffee house locations, Diana's reviews, though her menu recommendations are all teas and vegetarian food. Sorry.]

[weekend_avenger]

[Oh man is every lady in this place ridiculously hot? Wow he's in trouble.]

I'm not so sure I want to visit a place called Nightmare, but I like the sound of a place that's it always Halloween. [He's still kind of a kid at heart when it comes to holidays.]

Thanks! I'll be sure to return the favor once I've explored a little more.

[weekend_avenger]

I might try to avoid giant anything for awhile, but if you want to compare notes on Earth animals, I know some stuff. [He's not a zoologist or anything, but he'd really been into that kind of thing when he was a kid.

Also he's not exactly sure how to answer that question, because is 'Avenger' count as a profession. And he's not exactly a superhero because there's nothing super about what he does.]

I uh, beat up bad guys mostly. [Oh! But--] Oh, I'm also kind of a landlord I think? [that's a job!]

[goblinjr]

Well... [A small laugh.] "Healing juju" isn't all that common where I'm from. I don't really trust magic, especially when the City of Sorcery keeps messing with all my technology.

More power to you if it doesn't wig you out, I guess.

[weekend_avenger]

You kind of get used to it? Also it beats a hospital bed and doctors with cold hands and poor bedside manner.

So I guess you hang out in future-city?

[dejah_thoris]

Beating up bad guys, hmm? [ She gives him a smile and an eyebrow. ]

Like the Chitauri invaders?

[weekend_avenger]

Like lots of invaders, Earth's a popular place to... invade, I guess. [But seriously, it's like every few years some alien race or wacky dimensional entity starts creeping all up in their business. Rude.]

Where'd you learn about that?

[goblinjr]

Do you really? 'Cause I kind of feel like there's no getting used to magic. You never know what could happen!

Yeah, more or less. I try to travel every now and again, but so far, Future's been the least disastrous for me.

[weekend_avenger]

Maybe I'm just desensitized to the weirdness in my own world.

I'll have to explore them all before I settle on one.

[goblinjr]

Maybe. I think it's gonna be a while before I ever get to that point here.

Well, good luck, pal. Try not to get any more-- [Just... more vague gesturing to the face to imply Clint's injuries.] --well. Y'know.

sorry for disappearing. if you'd rather fade, that's ok.

[dejah_thoris]

[ She smiles, looking down for a moment before glancing up again. ]

I was observing from a distance when it occurred. As someone who shares your solar system, it was a matter of grave concern for awhile there. I was very pleased to learn your people handled it, and in a timely fashion. I must say, I was impressed.