text | CALL | un: smallvilleguy

[american_alien]

[ Clark had been hoping and checking and even begging for his CALL device to turn on for three years. He'd checked dutifully at least once a week to see if the damn thing would get out of it's funk and he'd always thought that having it turn back would be a day he might just throw a small party over. Today, however, was not that day. Not when the soft beep of the CALL device turning on was almost covered up by the blaring klaxons of literally every alarm on the small plane blaring in his ear. Which was fair, really, since they were three seconds from making a water landing.

Suffice to say that Clark didn't actually get to pull out his device until later. You know. AFTER he's gotten mixed up in literally the stupidest thing he's ever heard of.]

Okay, one? I really missed you guys.

And two, has anyone here ever heard of Bruce Wayne or Oliver Queen?

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un: catstate

[dragonring]

[So Dave can't tell the difference yet so...]

Someone is sappy. Are we really better than the girl you told me about? ;)

video

[american_alien]

[ When Clark turns the camera on, Dave will see that he's in the cabin of some sort of ship and... well, he's definitely changed. Taller, broader, and he's grown into those ears of his. He looked a little wiped but not so much that someone couldn't tell that he's so glad to talk to people again. ]

I don't know if you're better than Lana but I definitely missed you. Don't suppose you've got time to head to the Satellite for a couple smoothies?

[dragonring]

[Huh, that sure is some sudden change to vid--

Wait. What.

Excuse Dave while he stares for a moment. A rather long moment. Because smallvilleguy was this little dorky teen and...

Raising an eyebrow now.] ...Clark?

[american_alien]

[ That's a sloooow nod. ]

Yeah. Clark.

[ "Duh" says the voice. But fondly. ]

[dragonring]

[Gee, excuse him for being surprised. Magic and flying cars haven't prepared him for this.]

...forget the smoothies, I'm gonna need some strong coffee for this.

[It seems that's a yes.]

[american_alien]

That's fair. I'd try and get some myself but all they seem to want to give me around here is booze.

[dragonring]

You wanna make it beer, because I could totally do a with a beer right now too. [He just said coffee to keep on with the Satellite theme.]

[american_alien]

I could bring you thousand dollar finger sandwiches if you want it. The stuff they're chugging around here is nuts.

[dragonring]

[...what. Squinting his eyes.]

Where are you anyway?

[american_alien]

I'm on a cruise ship having a birthday party for someone who apparently has been missing for years with a bunch of crazy drunk rich people.

It's WEIRD.

[dragonring]

[Sorry, but he has to laugh.] A cruise ship with rich people? I don't know if I should pull you from there just for a visit to the Satellite, Mr Fancy.