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[goblinjr]

You all saw that ReQuest, right? About the hotel?

You think it's some kind of gimmick? I mean... come on. People do that kind of thing all the time. Market their hotel as haunted, make up some weird stuff to make people want to visit it... Boom, lots of publicity if they can get a few people to go along with it.

Is anyone seriously thinking about going?

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[goblinjr]

I dunno, it just smells fishy to me

I mean, I guess, but... what if the hotel owner is the serial killer and they're just luring innocent people to the hotel so they can murder them. Did you ever think about that?

[Harry, you watch too much TV.]

[tictacs]

Did you HEAR that guy stutter? There are fake stutters, sure, but that does not sound like a fake stutter. It sounds like an honest to God scared stutter.

Besides, a free place to stay is also a very good deal.

[goblinjr]

Well maybe he shouldn't have a hotel in a place called the City of Nightmare then. That's just asking for trouble

I have money, I don't need a free place to stay, pal

[tictacs]

Insulting the City name doesn't count because literally EVERY NAME here sounds like some kinda childhood fantasy I might have had when I thought my underoos were worn over my pants all the time

Wait. Not my point. My POINT is that why are you kicking a guy when he's down, man

[goblinjr]

Underoos???

Because he was stupid enough to have a nightmare hotel. I'm not saying I believe in the whole... ghost thing, but what even justifies going to Nightmare in the first place? If I'm gonna go, I want more than just a free room.

That place is Creep Central!

[tictacs]

No man creep central is houston texas during elections but I digress

Think about it ok

Besides the guy sounding scared as shit (which is a good reason to help in the first place if you have a HEART) we'll be dealing with... something Nightmare-y. Like a wolf or a vampire or fucking Danny DeVito and my POINT

Don't you think maybe something supernatural might happen? You know how in video games sometimes the protagonist is sucked out of their homeworld and then dropped somewhere else and then given some legendary weapon and then BOOM they're killing shit?

This whole SFC thing has been reminding me of a video game so far. I mean the places are named after what you can find in them!!

And my point is can you imagine what kinda legendary weapon fate might bestow upon your rich ass in a city full of out of this world creatures??

[goblinjr]

Are you seriously trying to guilt trip me right now. Of course I have a heart! But I also have a brain!

Hmmm. That's a good point, though... considering the stuff that's happened in Sorcery and Adventure, I guess. Like - Adventure has all these artifacts, supposedly.

I wouldn't mind a legendary monster-killing weapon of fate...

[You can practically hear the gears turning in Harry's head, BECAUSE THIS WOULD BE GREAT. Nightmare still creeps him right the hell out, but--]

Are YOU going?