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David "Dave" Stutler ϟ The Prime Merlinean ([personal profile] dragonring) wrote in [community profile] calling_net2016-05-01 10:00 pm

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Sooo... what are your first words to the multiverse supposed to be? Hi? Something deep? "It is hard to understand nothing, but the multiverse is full of it."

[Great first impression, Dave. Always so good at this socializing deal.]

...maybe I should stick to hi. I have lots of questions but half of them are like, is there an Earth with rainbow coffee? Is there is a version of New York without traffic jams?

[Wouldn't that be magical? Look, these are important questions, ok! ...ok, maybe not. Think, Stutler, there must be something worth to tell the network.]

Curiosity brought me here. All the new knowledge. Adventure too I guess? Is there any other reason to come?

[Because as much as he appreciates the opportunity he found in that device, it suddenly appearing one day is still kinda weird... Maybe he can start a better traveling plan with some opinions.]
american_alien: (i2:  neckrub)

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[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-04 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You're saying it 'brought' you there. So did yo upress the transport button thing?

I got my phone thing a few days ago but I just got out of a heap of trouble so I didn't want to try anything yet.
american_alien: (i2:  oh?)

[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-04 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll try it.

What's it like? I mean, like, what'd you see?
american_alien: (i2:  watching carefully)

[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-05 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Aliens? Seriously? What do they look like? What do they call themselves? Do they look like normal people? Are they super strong? Super fast? Can they fly?
american_alien: (i2:  hip and groovy)

[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ He sends out a picture of himself waving to the camera. ]

Like this.
american_alien: (i2:  sigh)

[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-06 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ UGGGGGGH NO. ]

I mean, have you met like ALIENS who look like humans. Or you know, like they could be human?
Edited 2016-05-06 11:05 (UTC)
american_alien: (i2:  thoughtful)

[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-08 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's what I meant. Sorry I'm not being really clear. I'm just kind of excited.
american_alien: (i2:  wry)

[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-09 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I just kind of wonder why me, you know? How'd I get this thing and my friend Pete didn't?
american_alien: (i2:  hopeful smile)

[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-12 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
What's 'everything', if you don't mind me asking?
american_alien: (i2:  thoughtful)

[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-12 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds kind of heavy.

Do you have anyone to talk to about it at least?
american_alien: (i2:  smirky smile)

[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-14 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
You can take pictures, though! There's a camera on this thing.

You have a girlfriend? Nice!
american_alien: (i2:  thoughtful)

[personal profile] american_alien 2016-05-17 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. But you can only do what you can do. So you have to try and do the best you can.

That might change later, but for right now, do the best you can.
ikols: that's how a superhero learns to fly (fighting for it all your life)

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[personal profile] ikols 2016-05-04 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 'Catstate'!!! That gets a grin. ]

Hi, Dave!!!
Earth-212 is now completely New York-ified with the metropolis replicated across the globe. There are MOUNTAINS carved into the shape of the Statue of Liberty! Sometimes she has tube socks on.
Edited 2016-05-04 22:32 (UTC)
ikols: heeey yooo ayyy yooo (and i was like)

[personal profile] ikols 2016-05-04 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Being the god of mischief doesn't also make me the god of talking jazz EVERY single time I open my mouth.
Way to stereotype, Dave. :-(
ikols: that i'm going to hel (does that mean)

[personal profile] ikols 2016-05-04 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't build it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ikols: on his chest (got a skull & crossbones)

[personal profile] ikols 2016-05-04 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
See if I ever tell you COLD HARD FACTS about alternate realities again, Dave of Cats.
ikols: y'know every person has got their needs (kill me baby ooo baby pls)

[personal profile] ikols 2016-05-04 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Your username confirms you have accepted your role as their lord and master.
ikols: gonna make him cream (he's my number one daddy)

[personal profile] ikols 2016-05-05 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who can't stop advertising cats!!
ikols: in your dreams (you'll be seeing me)

[personal profile] ikols 2016-05-05 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't exist to fulfil your KINKS, Dave.
ikols: when your reality drowns (i'll be there)

[personal profile] ikols 2016-05-05 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
</3 CASANOVA!!!!!!! X'-(