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[weekend_avenger]

[Hi! here's a crooked camera angle of Clint, he sort of looks like he just woke up-- or just had an exciting brawl with a box of bandaids. Either way it's not a good look.

He scratches at at least a day's worth of scruff on his chin and reaches to straighten his CALL device out... it's still crooked but A for effort, right?]

So this lets me talk to all you guys in that crazy city, right? Cities... place, wold? I kinda got the run down -- and had a look around? Also pretty sure I almost had to fight a dragon but...

Um. Hi, I'm Clint and I'm the new guy?

Where do I get coffee around here?

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un: osborn.h

[goblinjr]

Hey. [Harry'll give a little half-wave to the camera.] Welcome to the SFC. I'm Harry.

As far as I know, the City of Romance is like... coffee shop central. That's probably your best bet. Assuming you can settle on which one to go to, that is.

[weekend_avenger]

[Oh a face! That's better than anonymous voices being vaguely vague ]

Oh man there's a Romance city too? What's that like? I feel like that's something I have to put on a nice shirt for.

[goblinjr]

[Harry stinks at being anonymous and vague anyway.]

You could probably walk around naked over there and I don't think anyone would care. It's, uh... I dunno. It's pretty all over the place. It can go from cozy and casual to fancy and romantic in a heartbeat. There's like, a comfy little park, a whole avenue dedicated to fashion, fancy restaurants, and... well. Like I said, a bunch of coffee shops. It's a meet cute staple or something.

[weekend_avenger]

I don't have a good track record with hot coffee and being naked, so I think I'll pass on that one. [TMI Clint...]

But at least there aren't monsters in that city? Right?

[goblinjr]

Uh. [Whaaat. Harry's just kind of... raising a brow at you, Clint.] And I think I'll pass on elaboration.

Not that I know of. Just some hoity-toity jerks now and again. Oh, and you might get hit on. But other than that, you can probably enjoy your coffee in peace.

[weekend_avenger]

That was pretty much the whole story anyway. [A careless shrug with that]

Well I'd better get romanced a little if i'm going to be hanging out in a entire city for it. Maybe I'll get a free coffee out of the deal.

[goblinjr]

[Well, good. MOVING ON.]

Why don't you give it a shot? Woo all the coffee shop baristas and see how many free cups of coffee you can get. [He's mostly joking. ...Mostly.]

[weekend_avenger]

I like you, you're good at plans. [He's probably gonna try it.]

[goblinjr]

[Harry? Good at plans? Ahahaha--] Thanks, pal. I try! Let me know how it goes, huh?

So, uh... you need a doctor too or--? [And he's just kind of vaguely gesturing at his face to imply all the bandages Clint's got on his.]

[weekend_avenger]

[Okay well, Clint is especially bad at plans, so anything usually sounds plausible to him.]

Oh. No, there's an ogre here that recommended that I go see some cleric? So i'll try that out first.

[goblinjr]

[Sounds like they'll get along swimmingly aside from Harry's... y'know. Supervillain thing.]

You're actually gonna trust magic to heal you? [/skeptical look]

[weekend_avenger]

Yeah? I guess there are all sorts of cool weirdos where I come from that have healing juju, so maybe I'm used to it? I mean, if you can't heal yourself, phone a friend?

[goblinjr]

Well... [A small laugh.] "Healing juju" isn't all that common where I'm from. I don't really trust magic, especially when the City of Sorcery keeps messing with all my technology.

More power to you if it doesn't wig you out, I guess.

[weekend_avenger]

You kind of get used to it? Also it beats a hospital bed and doctors with cold hands and poor bedside manner.

So I guess you hang out in future-city?

[goblinjr]

Do you really? 'Cause I kind of feel like there's no getting used to magic. You never know what could happen!

Yeah, more or less. I try to travel every now and again, but so far, Future's been the least disastrous for me.

[weekend_avenger]

Maybe I'm just desensitized to the weirdness in my own world.

I'll have to explore them all before I settle on one.

[goblinjr]

Maybe. I think it's gonna be a while before I ever get to that point here.

Well, good luck, pal. Try not to get any more-- [Just... more vague gesturing to the face to imply Clint's injuries.] --well. Y'know.