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[weekend_avenger]

[Hi! here's a crooked camera angle of Clint, he sort of looks like he just woke up-- or just had an exciting brawl with a box of bandaids. Either way it's not a good look.

He scratches at at least a day's worth of scruff on his chin and reaches to straighten his CALL device out... it's still crooked but A for effort, right?]

So this lets me talk to all you guys in that crazy city, right? Cities... place, wold? I kinda got the run down -- and had a look around? Also pretty sure I almost had to fight a dragon but...

Um. Hi, I'm Clint and I'm the new guy?

Where do I get coffee around here?

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[dragonring]

A dragon? Are you stuck at Sorcery? [Once you get used to the place it's not that bad, but Dave wouldn't wish it as a first stop for anyone modern, and that's what this Clint guys looks like, judging by the clothes and the bandaids.] The best coffee and food is at Romance, but if you don't wanna deal with the awkwardness, Carmichael's at Tomorrow is pretty cool.

[weekend_avenger]

It's kinda where I ended up, yeah. This, uh, inn doesn't have a coffee maker. Or... electricity? [But everyone seems to think his bow is awesome, so he likes this place.

And don't worry Dave, he always kind of looks like this.]

I'll make a note, cool futurey city sounds like a safer bet.

[dragonring]

Yeeeah, Sorcery is stuck in medieval times. So watch out for the dragons, and the goblins, and the sirens, and-- you get the idea. But there's still a subway line that connects all the sections of the city if you want to get out of there.

[Dave nods, agreeing with that bet.]

I mean, they all have their super crazy days? But I think they made Tomorrow the welcome hub for a reason.

[weekend_avenger]

I'm pretty sure the guy that runs this place i'm staying at is an ogre... but I didn't want to say anything. [He drops his voice in a conspicuous whisper]

Oh, subway! [He was paying some attention right? he should know this] I was just going to... borrow a horse.

[dragonring]

[Ok, that makes Dave chuckle.] He's the cool kind of ogre as long as you don't start fights or accidentally burn anything with magic.

[That's totally not personal experience. Nooope.]

Ah, you can still borrow a horse if you want? It'll just take longer. And you'll find more than dragons on your way.

[weekend_avenger]

Nope, fresh out of magic. I don't even have any of the good sort of trick-arrows, so no fire today.

[Yeah but horse!] Well I'm pretty sure Dragon was the worst I could find? [Please say the worst thing out here was dragons... because he can totally deal with like, orcs and goblins or whatever sherwood forest here wanted to throw at him. He's like, a superhero and stuff.]

[dragonring]

You're actually at the right place if you like bows and arrows. [The elves will love him and probably give him something more effective than bandaids...

Since Dave doesn't know about the superhero and stuff, he considers the question for a moment.]

You can see the dragons coming most of the time so you can hide? Goblin and orc bandits will try to chase you. [A pause before finally asking.] Do you need a hand, dude?

[weekend_avenger]

I am great with bows and arrows. [And Clint would be totally down with jamming with elves.]

Not yet I don't think, but I'll be sure to let you know if I get lost..er. [More lost? Further lost...]

[dragonring]

Then get some pointy ears and make yourself comfortable. [It's a joke! Kind of.

Another chuckle, because grammar either makes your laugh or cry.]

Sure. I'm Dave, by the way. From Earth - New York? If that means anything to you.

[weekend_avenger]

Hey earth-bros high-five!

Also New York, but probably not the same uh... existence reality dimension thing- It's complicated so I'm just gonna go with it.

[dragonring]

You mean the set of finite and infinite possible universes that comprise everything that exists?

[Amused Dave is amused. Congrats, Clint, you just said "complicated" in front of a physicist.]

Because that's what my username refers to.

[weekend_avenger]

[Yeah thanks, he knows he's never going to be the smartest guy in the room.]

Okay that. [He's still probably seen shit that would even blow your mind, mr physicist.]