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[roberteo]

HELLO! MY NAME IS ROBERT E. O. SPEEDWAGON AND I AM POLitely requesting some assistance, there we go.

In any case, I request that someone tell me the best location here in which to procure a drink of the alcoholic variety! Out of simple curiosity, of course. I'm still getting the hang of this blasted...device! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Fascinating!

Sincerely,

Robert Edward O. Speedwagon

[...Someone please tell him to stop.]