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[cosmetological]

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Is this thing for real?

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[cosmetological]

THE.

You know exactly what I mean.

[story_and_teller]

But suppose I don't. Suppose I'm talking to you from another universe, dimension, timeline...

[cosmetological]

Yeah, don't really care. Like... not in a trying to be a dick kind of don't care.

But I have this FEELING you know what I'm talking about. Call it a hunch.

Or you know, call it 'you know what prozac' is.

[story_and_teller]

Fair enough. ;)

That still doesn't mean that my 'times' and your 'times' are the same.

[cosmetological]

Semaaaaantics.

[story_and_teller]

Yes, but isn't that half the fun?

[cosmetological]

Not really?

Okay, you got me. SOMETIMES.

[story_and_teller]

See, that's what I thought. ;D

[cosmetological]

But not this time because you're just being picky.

So other than that... what's up with this thing? Are there any special rules or etiquette I'm totally ignoring?

[story_and_teller]

If you say so. :P

Have you pushed the magic button yet? That's the best part.

[cosmetological]

Not yet. I've been told I look before I leap often enough that I'm trying to prove them wrong for at least a day.

[story_and_teller]

A wise man once said: "Give in to temptation, for it might not come your way again."

[cosmetological]

You can see, but I'm laughing so hard right now. So hard.

[story_and_teller]

Oh-ho-ho, should I ask why?

[cosmetological]

Inside joke. Too long to explain.

[story_and_teller]

I'll let it go for now, gracious interlocutor that I am.

...you really should push the shiny magic button though.

[cosmetological]

Now I'm really nervous about it. Why do you want me to hit the shiny button? What does it do?

[story_and_teller]

It does exactly what it says it does.

It's worth it, trust me. :)

[cosmetological]

Evil. This is totally evil. I'm super curious and yet, I KNOW I shouldn't take the bait.

[story_and_teller]

Oh, but you very much should.

[cosmetological]

If I get turned inside out and plopped into a hell dimension without shrimp, I'm finding you and kicking your ass. Fair?

[story_and_teller]

Fair!

But when you're not, then you buy me a drink. :)

[cosmetological]

I'll think about it, but only if you're pretty. I have an image to maintain.

[story_and_teller]

[Oh, is that how it is? Here, have a selfie.]

[cosmetological]

...okay, though I am gonna note that minus the horns, you look like my sister and that's kinda creepy.