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[cosmetological]

Echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo.

Is this thing for real?

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un: wouldyouknowmore

[story_and_teller]

As real as anything else. ;)

[cosmetological]

Oh don't get started on THAT old chesnut.

I refuse to be a butterfly, especially one dreaming I'm a person. Because that butterfly would need prozac and how would it ever get that with those tiny little tube face things?

[story_and_teller]

Grind it up, mix it with sugar water?

I doubt butterflies can dream, anyway. At least your ordinary Midgardian variety.

[cosmetological]

Midgard?

Who calls it Midgard these days?

Get with the times.

But I agree with you on the butterflies.

[story_and_teller]

I do. My brothers do. So do my parents, and I'm pretty sure my kids do...

And what times are you speaking of?

[cosmetological]

THE.

You know exactly what I mean.

[story_and_teller]

But suppose I don't. Suppose I'm talking to you from another universe, dimension, timeline...

[cosmetological]

Yeah, don't really care. Like... not in a trying to be a dick kind of don't care.

But I have this FEELING you know what I'm talking about. Call it a hunch.

Or you know, call it 'you know what prozac' is.

un: ASolomons

[devoutish]

Real enough. Try the transport button yet?

[cosmetological]

I did indeed. What about yourself?

[devoutish]

Not yet. Someday, I think. I'm waiting for a slow day at work.

[cosmetological]

What's your business, neighbor?

[devoutish]

I'm a baker. Bread.

[OOC: Also, I just realized that I started this thread by replying to the top thread instead of to the entry itself; sorry about that! I must have misclicked.]

[cosmetological]

[ooc: not a problem ^_^ ]

That is... awesome. No sarcasm. I like bread, you make bread, hence I'm a fan.

Hairdresser by trade, myself.

un: cameron.k

[futureprotector]

If it's not, then we're all dreaming or hallucinating. Which makes more sense to you?

[cosmetological]

If I say hallucinating, will you reach through this thing and hit me?

[futureprotector]

If I could reach through and hit you, you really would be hallucinating.

I didn't think it was real either, but it's been a few days now. Seems like it would be more obvious if something was up.

[ Maybe. Maybe not. It's not like she's got any previous experiences with alternate universes or anything. ]

[cosmetological]

And yet, it could be a rather elaborate prank. I've seen crazier.

Of course, it could all be real and be a giant scam. Or a trap.

...I didn't used to be paranoid. At least, I don't think. ^_^

[capwolf]

Nope. Figment of your imagination.

[cosmetological]

Don't tell me; you're here every Friday and don't forget to tip my waiter?

[capwolf]

I'm just going to assume that's some pop-culture reference....

[cosmetological]

Not really pop culture. Spend enough time in clubs and you'll hear something like that.

Homebody?

[capwolf]

Sounds like you need to be a better job tipping your waiter. Sort of. Not a club person, anyway.

[cosmetological]

Me neither, honestly, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Which is kind of part pop culture reference and just standard old phrase that people say to try and make something sound more reasonable.

[capwolf]

Yeah, that one I understood, but thanks. [ You smart ass. ]