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[cosmetological]

Echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo.

Is this thing for real?

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[cosmetological]

Okay, ass.

Would you please describe what you're seeing and your experience here so far?

[capwolf]

Shining, clean, technology like nothing I've ever seen before, very little crime, nice people and good food.

Also a female version of my best friend.

[cosmetological]

Ya had me until that last one.

[capwolf]

That was the strangest part. There's also some other me that visits the place

[cosmetological]

Evil twin?

Does he have a goatee?

Tell me he has a goatee.

[capwolf]

Beats me, I didn't see him.

[cosmetological]

So you just know he exists but you don't know anything about him?

[capwolf]

Yeah, but given who the information was coming from - I believe it.

[cosmetological]

Ahh, see a familiar face?

Well, that's an unsettling idea. People who need one of these things: most of the people I know. People who I WANT to get one of these things: exactly one person I know.

[capwolf]

It wasn't so much the face that was familiar.

Just push the button.

[cosmetological]

You're slightly more convincing than Midgard person earlier.

Okay, hotshot. I'll press the button.

See ya on the flip side.

[capwolf]

Uh, yeah, probably be careful with anyone from Midgard.

I'll see you - or not - but have fun.

[cosmetological]

They were from not!Midgard, I think. They called where I am Midgard, like that isn't lamesauce.

And I always do!

[capwolf]

Let me be more clear: Be careful of anyone using the word. Odds are 50/50 really nice guy who had a temper and scheming psychopath.

[cosmetological]

Oh, I'm pretty sure it's option B. Option B is most of my life, and this one definitely sounded like option B.

But I'm curious about Option A. Do you mean 'nice' guy or nice guy?

[capwolf]

Was his name Loki? [ Not that there weren't others, but he only had two options, here, from personal experience. ]

I don't mean it sarcastically. Nice might not be the right word, but he's a good person

[cosmetological]

Didn't exchange names. Dude/dudette was giving me a serious 'fae' vibe and that screams 'do not exchange information' to me.

Know a lot of Norse gods do you?

[capwolf]

Sounds about right.

No, just those two. The good guy's Thor.

[cosmetological]

Thor.

Seriously Thor.

Real deal THOR.




Okay, who are you?

[capwolf]

Yeah. Hammer and all.

...Steve.

[cosmetological]

Well, Steve. You are officially weirder than me and that takes some doing.

Thomas.

[capwolf]

Not so sure what's weird about me. It's not like I'm Thor.

Nice to meet you.

[cosmetological]

Here's the thing: you KNOW Thor, though. Which means that you've been involved in the kind of thing where someone might, hypothetically, meet an actual god or a being that's narsty enough for people to think he's a god.

And not only that, but your takeaway was 'he's a nice guy'.

I can do the metaphorical math here, chum.

[capwolf]

..>He's not a god. He's not God. He's an alien.

Still weird, but not that kind of weird.

[cosmetological]

Yeah, that's like the one area of weird I've got zero knowledge of. You want vampires, werewolves, wizards, I'm right there with you. You hit aliens and you're over my head.