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[cosmetological]

Echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo.

Is this thing for real?

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[cosmetological]

Not yet. I've been told I look before I leap often enough that I'm trying to prove them wrong for at least a day.

[story_and_teller]

A wise man once said: "Give in to temptation, for it might not come your way again."

[cosmetological]

You can see, but I'm laughing so hard right now. So hard.

[story_and_teller]

Oh-ho-ho, should I ask why?

[cosmetological]

Inside joke. Too long to explain.

[story_and_teller]

I'll let it go for now, gracious interlocutor that I am.

...you really should push the shiny magic button though.

[cosmetological]

Now I'm really nervous about it. Why do you want me to hit the shiny button? What does it do?

[story_and_teller]

It does exactly what it says it does.

It's worth it, trust me. :)

[cosmetological]

Evil. This is totally evil. I'm super curious and yet, I KNOW I shouldn't take the bait.

[story_and_teller]

Oh, but you very much should.

[cosmetological]

If I get turned inside out and plopped into a hell dimension without shrimp, I'm finding you and kicking your ass. Fair?

[story_and_teller]

Fair!

But when you're not, then you buy me a drink. :)

[cosmetological]

I'll think about it, but only if you're pretty. I have an image to maintain.

[story_and_teller]

[Oh, is that how it is? Here, have a selfie.]

[cosmetological]

...okay, though I am gonna note that minus the horns, you look like my sister and that's kinda creepy.

[story_and_teller]

[Have another, somewhat different, selfie. With that same glint of mischief in identical bright green eyes.]

Better?

[cosmetological]

And both of those are you? Mind explaining?

[story_and_teller]

Yep. Both me. Gender-fluid shapeshifter. It's handy.

[cosmetological]

And are both of those forms yours? You didn't take either of them?

[story_and_teller]

Both mine. Why?

[cosmetological]

No reason. Aaaaabsolutely none.

Oh come on, do the math. Would YOU want to have drinks with a bodysnatcher?

[story_and_teller]

Yes, but you shouldn't use me as a reference for good sense, or so I've been told.

[cosmetological]

And this is how we get back to 'no, never, not doing it'.

[story_and_teller]

Aw, c'mon. Nothing ventured, nothing gained!

[cosmetological]

Nothing ventured, nothing lost either. Like limbs.