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[roberteo]

HELLO! MY NAME IS ROBERT E. O. SPEEDWAGON AND I AM POLitely requesting some assistance, there we go.

In any case, I request that someone tell me the best location here in which to procure a drink of the alcoholic variety! Out of simple curiosity, of course. I'm still getting the hang of this blasted...device! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Fascinating!

Sincerely,

Robert Edward O. Speedwagon

[...Someone please tell him to stop.]

Comments

[roberteo]

Spectacular! I'll have to pay this "nightclub" a visit.

May I ask your name to remember your good favor?

[malignans]

Dennis Brant. It is a pleasure, Mr Speedwagon.

[He's dangling his true name right in front of Speedwagon, which could prove to be quite the dangerous thing to do if he's able to see through the subtle anglicizing of his name. But Dio doubts Speedwagon's ability to think that deeply on the matter and draw such a conclusion, so it shall be his own private little joke.]

[roberteo]

[While such doubts are very rude, they're...well, they're not entirely unfounded, as he seems to have no suspicions about Dio's identity.]

You as well, Mr. Brant!!!

[malignans]

[Maybe be less predictable, Speedwagon, and Dio will be less rude in his assumptions.]

Please don't hesitate to contact me privately should you have any further questions.

[Except do. Hesitate so much that you don't.]

[roberteo]

Perhaps we can share a drink sometime!

[malignans]

[T c h.]

Who can say what the future holds?

[roberteo]

I can! The future holds me getting a drink with you, kind stranger!