CALL.net • text • un: themeddler

[roberteo]

HELLO! MY NAME IS ROBERT E. O. SPEEDWAGON AND I AM POLitely requesting some assistance, there we go.

In any case, I request that someone tell me the best location here in which to procure a drink of the alcoholic variety! Out of simple curiosity, of course. I'm still getting the hang of this blasted...device! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Fascinating!

Sincerely,

Robert Edward O. Speedwagon

[...Someone please tell him to stop.]

Comments

un: pythias

[malignans]

[That name...]

[It seems utterly impossible that it's really him, but who else could it be? He's obviously a bumbling idiot. Besides, as much as Dio is loath to admit it, he knows first hand that death means little to this place. He decides to approach this with a relative amount of caution, neither using the user name that has come to be associated with him, nor revealing his face. He won't have what he's beginning to build her destroyed by this fool running his mouth.]

That would depend entirely on which city you're currently in.

un: ASolomons

[devoutish]

Would this drink be a new experience for you?

[That's adorable.]

un: attar

[digiorno]

. . . You're looking for a bar?

[What a precious nerd, is the immediate impression.]

There are seven cities, so depending on which one you're in I can direct you towards one. It's nice to meet you, Mr. Speedwagon.