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HELLO! MY NAME IS ROBERT E. O. SPEEDWAGON AND I AM POLitely requesting some assistance, there we go.

In any case, I request that someone tell me the best location here in which to procure a drink of the alcoholic variety! Out of simple curiosity, of course. I'm still getting the hang of this blasted...device! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Fascinating!

Sincerely,

Robert Edward O. Speedwagon

[...Someone please tell him to stop.]

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[That name...]

[It seems utterly impossible that it's really him, but who else could it be? He's obviously a bumbling idiot. Besides, as much as Dio is loath to admit it, he knows first hand that death means little to this place. He decides to approach this with a relative amount of caution, neither using the user name that has come to be associated with him, nor revealing his face. He won't have what he's beginning to build her destroyed by this fool running his mouth.]

That would depend entirely on which city you're currently in.

I am in

[There's...a long pause, of about a minute.]

the City of Shadows!

[During that long pause, Dio would probably feel a migraine coming on. You know, if he got migraines anymore sans swift kicks literally into his head. He exudes the opposite of the patience of a saint privately.]

The Velvet is a fairly well-known nightclub, but I haven't spent as much time there to know of any quieter places for a drink. I don't much frequent them myself.

Spectacular! I'll have to pay this "nightclub" a visit.

May I ask your name to remember your good favor?

Dennis Brant. It is a pleasure, Mr Speedwagon.

[He's dangling his true name right in front of Speedwagon, which could prove to be quite the dangerous thing to do if he's able to see through the subtle anglicizing of his name. But Dio doubts Speedwagon's ability to think that deeply on the matter and draw such a conclusion, so it shall be his own private little joke.]

[While such doubts are very rude, they're...well, they're not entirely unfounded, as he seems to have no suspicions about Dio's identity.]

You as well, Mr. Brant!!!

[Maybe be less predictable, Speedwagon, and Dio will be less rude in his assumptions.]

Please don't hesitate to contact me privately should you have any further questions.

[Except do. Hesitate so much that you don't.]