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[roberteo]

HELLO! MY NAME IS ROBERT E. O. SPEEDWAGON AND I AM POLitely requesting some assistance, there we go.

In any case, I request that someone tell me the best location here in which to procure a drink of the alcoholic variety! Out of simple curiosity, of course. I'm still getting the hang of this blasted...device! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Fascinating!

Sincerely,

Robert Edward O. Speedwagon

[...Someone please tell him to stop.]

Comments

[roberteo]

It is a fun coincidence, I must admit! Perhaps I can capitalize off of the success of this other Speedwagon.

[digiorno]

Perhaps. Names are the strangest coincidence of all, sometimes.

Your Jojo. What is he like? I wonder if there are more coincidences there.

[roberteo]

Well, my Jojo is exceedingly tall and strong, and very bravehearted! He likes dogs, I've been told, and chocolate. He just got married!