CALL network | text | un: courtblanche

[cosmetological]

Echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo.

Is this thing for real?

Comments

[cosmetological]

Well, you're more sure than me. I have no idea what it does and poking the big red button is usually not my way.

I mean, occasionally, but generally not.

[capwolf]

=That makes one of us.

I'll let you know after whatever happens, happens.

[ Because it totally is his way. ]

[cosmetological]

Are you going to do the thing?

[capwolf]

Yep.

[cosmetological]

Well, let me know if it turns you inside out and lands you on the Event Horizon with Sam Neil or something.

[capwolf]

No catastrophe, just a nice trip. [ No, he didn't get the references. ]

[cosmetological]

To WHERE exactly?

[capwolf]

I didn't really get coordinates....

[cosmetological]

Can you describe it?

[capwolf]

Of course I can.

[cosmetological]

Well, are you going to give it a shot or are you gonna quit on me now?

[capwolf]

Dunno. Are you going to ask?

[cosmetological]

OMG I did. Nerd.

[capwolf]

You didn't. You asked if I could.

Smart ass, not Nerd.

[WTF is OMG? ]

[cosmetological]

Oh, they must LOVE you at parties.

And you're totally a nerd. You're just a smart-ass nerd.

[capwolf]

There are worse things.

So. Going to ask?

[cosmetological]

Okay, ass.

Would you please describe what you're seeing and your experience here so far?

[capwolf]

Shining, clean, technology like nothing I've ever seen before, very little crime, nice people and good food.

Also a female version of my best friend.

[cosmetological]

Ya had me until that last one.

[capwolf]

That was the strangest part. There's also some other me that visits the place

[cosmetological]

Evil twin?

Does he have a goatee?

Tell me he has a goatee.

[capwolf]

Beats me, I didn't see him.

[cosmetological]

So you just know he exists but you don't know anything about him?

[capwolf]

Yeah, but given who the information was coming from - I believe it.

[cosmetological]

Ahh, see a familiar face?

Well, that's an unsettling idea. People who need one of these things: most of the people I know. People who I WANT to get one of these things: exactly one person I know.